So I haven't seen Brit Brit's new live show, but according to The Sun, it's pretty porn-y. I must admit the pics even surprised me a bit given how many youngins are in her (no longer) target demo. Guess she didn't get the memo of this thing in the post-Janet/Superbowl era. I saw Good for her. As Grambo would say: Buzz.

(and if you follow the link, click on the first pic and check out the girl next to the camera in the background)

So this article I just read in The Sun goes over the highlights of what Trudie Styler (better half of Sting) had to say on Stern recently. Lemme give you the highlights of the highlights

-Trudie and the Stinger are Swingers

-They both sleep with lots of women

-Mrs. Sting has never met a drug she didn't like

-There must be some sort of crazy truth-serum mixed into the water that Howard Stern gives his guests (thus explaining their mind-blowingly shocking honesty)

I didn't actually know that Gwen Stefani had classic beauty in her, but these pics say otherwise:




via Miss Slash Temp

She's even got an effing Macromedia Flash thing-y for her banner. It's hot. I totally have blog-envy. As an aside, I'm starting to wonder if Lindsay has an "only red shirts" policy. I mean, she's even wearing a red shirt in her animated banner. Something to ponder.

If I want to talk to my girlfriends father about his field of expertise and keep up the charade of having something intelligent to say, probably best to ignore all the information I gleamed from this particular graphic:



via The Onion

I now know that Mischa Barton (aka "American Starlet" who loved working with "Leonardo" in Notting Hill, aka Marissa effing Cooper) is into NYC's own Stellastarr*.

For the life of me, I can't think of the "explicit" part of Sweet Child O Mine. Nope. Just checked and still couldn't find anything explicit. WTF are they talking about?!? Maybe Axl Rose being in the band is enough to make every song explicit somehow.

The more I watched THIS the more I laughed. He is saying "Bah! I'm a lamb!" in Hebrew. Funny.

Thanks to this article on today's New York Post, I can sleep sound with the knowledge that a day or two before March 31st I'll get to see a Passover episode of The OC! I love this effing show so much! Oh, and I also watched tomorrows episode and love it. I thought they were home free at the end...how wrong I was. And if her son and grandson are any indicator, I think its safe to say Sophie Cohen will be a very funny lady. Can't Wait.

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Page Six has a nice little bit on how Courtney Love let some random (but not homeless) guy suckle her right boobie. She doesn't seem to remember but, if you're curious, HERE is a link to the photographic evidence. I realize how unexciting I am knowing that I can't really imagine having such a wild life that a complete stranger suckling my boob in broad daylight (as well as a in front of a man taking a picture of me) would be so trivial that it doesn't merit being remembered a couple days later.

It's just sad how proud I am of my newly-upgraded computer. I just put 512MB of 333MHz DDR RAM into this bad boy (in addition to the 256 I already had) and added an 80GB hard drive to go with the 30GB that were filled to capacity at all times. I almost downloaded Independence Day in Spanish just cause I have the space/bandwidth.

I mean, who has time to breed these things? It's safe to say that they order a "large diet coke" with all their candy and butter-laden popcorn when they go to the movies.





(link via Lauren)

I'm not sure at this point. I don't really feel bad, but I don't really feel 100% either. More news as this develops.

so I'll try to start updating this thing every day again. I figured out that it took me a little over 24 hours to get from my parents home to my home. No small journey. Anyhow, it's nice to be home again, but now I have to organize all this crap I bought! Thanks to everyone who game me the time of day in Chicago, and I'm sorry we couldn't hang out longer.

sorry about being so bad with updates. I'm in the states right now at my parents house and feeling like I traveled back in time about 5 years. This is way too weird. I also missed Smallville tonight because of some basketball game that was on instead. It's not like Smallville is as important as The O.C. or something, it's just that I've watched the show for over 3 seasons now so I'm pretty much stuck with it. I've been running all over time seeing people and doing things, so I haven't had much of a chance to post or read things online. More to come...