The problem with permanence...

is that sometimes you are permanently screwed. Take the case of Miss Britney Spears. Apparently, she is a big fan of the kabbalah because her friend Madge turned her onto it, so she decided to get ink-ed "hebrew-stizz." Problem is, she don't know hebrew and was unable to verify if what she had permanently written on the back of her neck was "deep and meaningful" or "gibberish." Turns out it's just gibberish. Where's an israeli when you need one? Anyhow, I found out about it from this story, but here is the photographic evidence: